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So imagine my delight and surprise when Deschanel's site, Hello Giggles, "uncovered" an old online dating profile video for Schmidt.
It's everything you would expect and about 1000 times more. Because obviously Schmidt would use a Natasha Bedingfield song in his video.
A Current Affair reporter Ben Mc Cormack's online dating profile has come to light days after he was charged over child porn.
Screenshots obtained by Daily Mail Australia show Mc Cormack, 42, specified he was 'looking for young slim smooth... The senior Nine Network journalist - suspended from his job pending court proceedings - said 'short is hot'.
"It's nice to meet you.""Nice to meet you too, Nick." Sarah said as she pushed her chair closer to the table. "I'm taking your picture with my phone."He looked at her confusingly as she walked away. A female coworker, sitting next to him, stared him down. A pretty waitress came by the table, handing menus to Nick and Sarah. I mean it would be great if you could answer my questions with more than just one word answers."Sarah took a moment to intake what Nick had just told her before she gave her response."That's great, Nick. "Nick sat down in front of his computer in his bedroom, alone again."Nick! He couldn't help but notice her eyes beaming on him. Schmidt and Winston were dancing on the dance floor, rolling their hands round and round in front of them."Oh yea! A guy wearing tons of makeup, a blond wig, and a sparkly red dress, held a bucket of glitter. She searched her phone and within seconds pulled up a picture of Nick's dating profile photo and showed it to him. "Hi, I'm Rose, I will be your waitress for tonight. ""My dogs' name is Rose." Sarah told Rose the waitress. I was referring to you telling her that you're dog share the same name as her.""Oh! I'm going to go back to my room and I don't want to hear another word out of you. Nick headed back to his bedroom while holding his hand over his cheek to ease his toothache.Before he continued studying, he placed some tooth gel pain reliever on his gums.
"I'll be outside taking a hoop break."Later on, as Nick walked out of the bathroom, Jess took him by surprise when she snapped a picture of his face with her cell phone."Jess, what are you doing? "I think I'll have your pasta dish with bread sticks.""Good choice" The waitress wrote down his order. But can you have them put the lettuce and dressing separate? My roommates work out more than I do.""I use to have a roommate. ""Actually, I just rather not talk about it.""Is there anything you do want to talk about? " Nick waited for a response but she didn't say anything else. "It just feels like you're sort of playing mind games with me when I'm trying to have a mature conversation. I just want to stay on my computer for the rest of the night and look at adult rated videos."Jess shrugged her shoulders as she stood at the front door before opening it.